Meet Clampy. No ordinary clip, Clampy is an entirely new species: the superclip. Not only will Clampy keep together volumes of loose leafs and keep those same loose leafs from departing to go wherever the winds may take them, but Clampy has another strange quality: it will put a smile on your face while it performs its basic function. This is thought to be due to its nostalgic feel and the species is known to be subdivided into small and medium clips, both of which come in silver and gold. This specimen is of the medium gold variety.